ruinscape: sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
Would you murder an innocent person if it would end world hunger?
grumpygandalf: commander-cosmo: petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch make hank green find the thing
hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
larrysshowersthatarebritish: [majestically tap dances away from your awful opinion]
petparent: poopflow: do you ever feel like a plastic bag No, I always feel like a Prada bag